It doesn't take much to trigger us into making a stupid game and Matt Hancocks achingly transparent move of self-servingly going into the jungle was more than enough.

Knocked up over a couple of days we managed to feed Matt with every disgusting thing we could think of including a glass of turds, human teeth, severed fingers and a couple of faeces covered fellow MPs, and Boris Johnson’s head full of bangers.

The game was picked up and shared on social media and featured in the B3ta’s newsletter and Sunday Mirror paper.