Normally the Tories have a queue of their own MPs
vying to take the top spot but in this instance it was an army of Theresa Maybots ready to take over should one fall.
Theresa can't help but dance at the Downing Street lectern and only some fruit lobbed from you can stop her in her tracks.
With every downed Theresa May two new Theresa Maybots are spawned to take her place and drag us through a nice hard Brexit.